Dada Search Poetry

Jed Snake Eyes and the Screaming Jet (1995)

• Dabble in black magic, turning folk to spice.
• Scraping meaty scraps whilst caressing a fresh cream moon.
• Throwing liquid infants into a horse of wee.
• Wheezing like a Leopard, that's a nasty spillage.
• Little Johnny Elsmore hangs around with Cyril Sneer.
• Irate snakes are chanting "Where's my jus d'orange?"
• Lippy little children wants a piece of hat.
• Abacuses slide along Jessie Spanswick's washing line.
• Sinking ships and liceheads, sinking liceheads ships.
• Jars are full of hairpins, cans are filled with scorn.
• Salmon and Greenswick singing to magpies.
• Wicksey from Eastenders crawls across the Alps.
• Robin Hood and Nu Nu fighting on a ledge.
• Crying Emma Thompson jotleb up a creene.
• Sergeant Clitto waves to a barrow of green wee.
• I am a lamp called Ian and I like playing squash.
• Tuba broken, tuba fidgeting about.
• Quick help me now I've just choked on a shield.
• Nibbling on shredded glass, daft thing to do.
• Let's get some ladies and make them curdle milk.
• Havin' a crafty whiskey behind my aunties hair.
• Little Johnny Hampoon glued to an easel.
• I live near a garage, I go there to buy mints.
• Suckin' on a priest, yeah, he taste real good.
• Sybet Sybet Peshget draws dashes on his limbs.
• A trapeze artist from Pontins falls through his own crotch.
• I keep a tin of shandy underneath my smile.
• My teeth are shaped like horsewhips, my flat's a bloody pigsty.
• I haven't got a maypole, I used it in a soup.
• Mr and Mrs Pants saw three tramps with an eyeball pie.
• Shoplifting at Safeway, stealing toddlers shoe.
• Simpsons in the Strand, eating concrete wills.
• Drinking cyanide, unaware it's deadly poison.
• Little Rosie Tamlin sang into a wok.
• Hecate's my grandma, I don't much like her gifts.
• Mr. Lenny Cartright eating tiny elves.
• Going to Carrickfergus, Sam Weinberg is a Jew.
• Give me a piece of charcol, I like to eat your nige.
• Old Ma Saxon grew a beard of sick.
• Fergal Plopston's gas field lies deep within a baby.
• Drive a can of milk crates straight into a wax.
• Cotton shirted newt boys wilt near Israeli men.
• I don't like chocolate drink boys, they're friends of robot Knid.
• The Mercury Extension was juicy like full on waa.
• Little Marcus Brodie slid down a large rake.
• I like the colour mauve, it makes me want to gurn.
• Pushed into the Spencer hole by a tramp of plasticine.
• Signing many ashtrays for a blabbage full of shite.
• Rhombus in excelsis takes a golden shower.
• I glued a little toddler to a lady with big legs.
• Evil Jackie Tritflap fills up a boat with beans.
• Fel Lock Leg Log, oh did you see the heron?
• White was the Kestrel wounded due to knives.
• My armadillo's curtains were stolen by a prayer.
• My chinchilla is pleasing, my that wheezing Rolf.
• Gardenzi and Rodriguez falling through a sluice.
• The woggle in my eye is twisting like a shore.
• Atheletes pause for gherkins, my nana hides the thimble.
• Sankey had a lecklow he put in his condor of rye.
• Flagging down a puppeteer with a beacon like a nuage.
• I tied an offsprings yo-yo to a flutecase full of monks.
• A measly sweet of rice was my prize th'ogre slain.
• Mar ma loud mar ma jex.
• I could earn a happleturn forging coloured rests.
• Jump into a vase full of tiny little men.
• I caught the ball and it turned into a skinless horse.
• Looking at a cow, simultaneously kissing a horse.
• Sending parcel bombs to a convent full of Turks.
• Crying with his uncle because he won a ball.
• Violence on T.V. I've always been squeamish me.
• Some people approve of jazz but I find it crushingly drab.
• Many many Arabs playing etcha-sketch.
• I can't get my cigarettes, they are lodged behind the shelves.
• I've seen yr mother selling lamb to a minstrel.
• Bellerbys crash into a wall of curds.
• Sharks are in the layby, catchin' up on me.
• Jam yeah jam yeah jam yeah jam.
• Broccoli the flute, Disneyworld is fab.
• Delicately placing sugar on a girl.
• Shabby Kung Fu Clara dressed in a shit dress.
• Go to a cafe, mmm lenscap sandwich please.
• Sitting on a rhombus, sippin' salty sperm.
• Sugary little partridges, potted lakes of glee.
• Go to Old Kent Farm and crap on an old green tractor.
• She showed me monacles and mackerel and made me ice my face.
• 1,000 Welsh hyenas are weeding the duckling bush.
• Drooling to the fish man trying to avoid loud choirs.
• I want to lick a hostee so he's Doobies marm.
• Fiona liked to bone her watching Evening Shade.
• Sickly little shit face spitting on his meal.
• Flowing like a fountain into the pool of wee.
• Take me to Butlins, cram me in the boat.
• Sarky viking children jarbing alpha sign.
• Dastardly and Mutley trying to make a stick.
• The theory of relativity was made up by a shrew.
• He's run off with a surfer, his Magnum supply is vast.
• My calculator buttons dine on beans and cherb.
• Jelly cats and sliceboys losing Marions purged stinge.
• Government hide secrets i.e. grey liquid belts.
• Levi levi levi carps near Hull.
• Sandra the lion carefully sketching a graph.
• Writing on a chalkboard "Tartan Glockenspiel".
• Old man Baitey Astplek spies an empty lake.
• Brooms can never help me try, try, try.
• Sitting on a raspberry with a fresian cow.
• Printing sherbert noodles behind an Eskimos fridge.
• Hummingbirds in moccasins, Indians on my land.