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Dada Search Poetry
Jed Snake Eyes and the Screaming Jet (1995)
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Dabble in black magic, turning folk to spice.
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Scraping meaty scraps whilst caressing a fresh cream moon.
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Throwing liquid infants into a horse of wee.
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Wheezing like a Leopard, that's a nasty spillage.
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Little Johnny Elsmore hangs around with Cyril Sneer.
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Irate snakes are chanting "Where's my jus d'orange?"
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Lippy little children wants a piece of hat.
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Abacuses slide along Jessie Spanswick's washing line.
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Sinking ships and liceheads, sinking liceheads ships.
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Jars are full of hairpins, cans are filled with scorn.
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Salmon and Greenswick singing to magpies.
- Wicksey from Eastenders crawls across the Alps.
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Robin Hood and Nu Nu fighting on a ledge.
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Crying Emma Thompson jotleb up a creene.
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Sergeant Clitto waves to a barrow of green wee.
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I am a lamp called Ian and I like playing squash.
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Tuba broken, tuba fidgeting about.
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Quick help me now I've just choked on a shield.
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Nibbling on shredded glass, daft thing to do.
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Let's get some ladies and make them curdle milk.
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Havin' a crafty whiskey behind my aunties hair.
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Little Johnny Hampoon glued to an easel.
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I live near a garage, I go there to buy mints.
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Suckin' on a priest, yeah, he taste real good.
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Sybet Sybet Peshget draws dashes on his limbs.
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A trapeze artist from Pontins falls through his own crotch.
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I keep a tin of shandy underneath my smile.
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My teeth are shaped like horsewhips, my flat's a bloody pigsty.
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I haven't got a maypole, I used it in a soup.
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Mr and Mrs Pants saw three tramps with an eyeball pie.
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Shoplifting at Safeway, stealing toddlers shoe.
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Simpsons in the Strand, eating concrete wills.
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Drinking cyanide, unaware it's deadly poison.
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Little Rosie Tamlin sang into a wok.
- Hecate's my grandma, I don't much like her gifts.
- Mr. Lenny Cartright eating tiny elves.
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Going to Carrickfergus, Sam Weinberg is a Jew.
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Give me a piece of charcol, I like to eat your nige.
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Old Ma Saxon grew a beard of sick.
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Fergal Plopston's gas field lies deep within a baby.
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Drive a can of milk crates straight into a wax.
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Cotton shirted newt boys wilt near Israeli men.
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I don't like chocolate drink boys, they're friends of robot Knid.
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The Mercury Extension was juicy like full on waa.
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Little Marcus Brodie slid down a large rake.
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I like the colour mauve, it makes me want to gurn.
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Pushed into the Spencer hole by a tramp of plasticine.
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Signing many ashtrays for a blabbage full of shite.
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Rhombus in excelsis takes a golden shower.
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I glued a little toddler to a lady with big legs.
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Evil Jackie Tritflap fills up a boat with beans.
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Fel Lock Leg Log, oh did you see the heron?
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White was the Kestrel wounded due to knives.
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My armadillo's curtains were stolen by a prayer.
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My chinchilla is pleasing, my that wheezing Rolf.
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Gardenzi and Rodriguez falling through a sluice.
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The woggle in my eye is twisting like a shore.
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Atheletes pause for gherkins, my nana hides the thimble.
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Sankey had a lecklow he put in his condor of rye.
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Flagging down a puppeteer with a beacon like a nuage.
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I tied an offsprings yo-yo to a flutecase full of monks.
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A measly sweet of rice was my prize th'ogre slain.
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Mar ma loud mar ma jex.
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I could earn a happleturn forging coloured rests.
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Jump into a vase full of tiny little men.
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I caught the ball and it turned into a skinless horse.
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Looking at a cow, simultaneously kissing a horse.
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Sending parcel bombs to a convent full of Turks.
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Crying with his uncle because he won a ball.
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Violence on T.V. I've always been squeamish me.
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Some people approve of jazz but I find it crushingly drab.
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Many many Arabs playing etcha-sketch.
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I can't get my cigarettes, they are lodged behind the shelves.
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I've seen yr mother selling lamb to a minstrel.
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Bellerbys crash into a wall of curds.
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Sharks are in the layby, catchin' up on me.
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Jam yeah jam yeah jam yeah jam.
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Broccoli the flute, Disneyworld is fab.
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Delicately placing sugar on a girl.
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Shabby Kung Fu Clara dressed in a shit dress.
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Go to a cafe, mmm lenscap sandwich please.
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Sitting on a rhombus, sippin' salty sperm.
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Sugary little partridges, potted lakes of glee.
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Go to Old Kent Farm and crap on an old green tractor.
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She showed me monacles and mackerel and made me ice my face.
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1,000 Welsh hyenas are weeding the duckling bush.
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Drooling to the fish man trying to avoid loud choirs.
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I want to lick a hostee so he's Doobies marm.
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Fiona liked to bone her watching Evening Shade.
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Sickly little shit face spitting on his meal.
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Flowing like a fountain into the pool of wee.
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Take me to Butlins, cram me in the boat.
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Sarky viking children jarbing alpha sign.
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Dastardly and Mutley trying to make a stick.
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The theory of relativity was made up by a shrew.
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He's run off with a surfer, his Magnum supply is vast.
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My calculator buttons dine on beans and cherb.
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Jelly cats and sliceboys losing Marions purged stinge.
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Government hide secrets i.e. grey liquid belts.
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Levi levi levi carps near Hull.
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Sandra the lion carefully sketching a graph.
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Writing on a chalkboard "Tartan Glockenspiel".
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Old man Baitey Astplek spies an empty lake.
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Brooms can never help me try, try, try.
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Sitting on a raspberry with a fresian cow.
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Printing sherbert noodles behind an Eskimos fridge.
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Hummingbirds in moccasins, Indians on my land.